what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?
i hate this i hate u
unicorns are notorious for their hatred of posturing bro culture
(I’m debating making this girl available as a sticker and a shirt.)
1. the tenderloin
she kisses me tenderly and then
one day not at all; our
pictures together vanish from facebook
one by one.
2. the financial district
I buy the angel of death a cup
of coffee for 2.67 so he
agrees to give me an extra
five years. “don’t waste it,”
Why is ET the cutest